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MINISTRY OF FUNCTIONAL OBJECTS
DEPARTMENT OF NON-ESSENTIAL ARTIFACTS
ABOUT
WHAT IS THIS DUCK FOR?
A Serious Inquiry Into the Function of a Rubber Duck
OFFICIAL EXHIBIT #77-B / AQUATIC
ANALYZE THE DUCK
REQUEST DEEPER INTERPRETATION
TRUST THE DUCK
ESCALATE TO MINISTRY
DO NOT TRUST THE DUCK
OPEN NEW CASE
MINISTERIAL ANALYSIS REPORT
CASE ID:
DUCK-042
STATUS:
READY
CONFIDENCE LEVEL:
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No official conclusion has been reached yet. Press "Analyze the Duck" to begin the inquiry.